Sunday, November 23, 2008

House of the Rising Sun

Dear Mr. Sun:

I was so happy to see you this morning. After so many dark, cloudy days, it was delightful to see your rays and feel your warmth through my window.

However, I must ask you one thing: Why do you feel the need to illuminate all the dust particles floating around my house? And the streaks on the windows I just washed 3 days ago? Nothing in this place looks quite as good when you're around.

And while we're on the subject of not looking good, why do you make me squint? These permanent wrinkles between my eyebrows are so deep I'd need a gallon of botox and probably a bunch of fat to inject in there to get rid of them. Of course, I have fat to spare and taking fat away from somewhere else would be a good thing.

Wait, what was I talking about, again?

Oh, yeah. Nice to see you, Sun. Stop by more often, 'cause you make me happy.

Love,

Mary Ellen

6 comments:

Laura ~Peach~ said...

AWWWWW I am so thrilled to see the sun out here and feel the warmth of its rays... dust bunnies and all!
I am about to fall from the edge of me seat waiting on monday to get here so I can hear MORE MORE MORE!!!!
Grins Laura

kim-d said...

Sun? What is sun? I'm thinking I might see that again in...oh...maybe April :).

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

Yeah I saw the sun today but it was still EFFING COLD!!!!!

But I guess sunny and cold is much better than dreary and cold.

Hallie :)

Vegas Princess said...

So I shouldn't mention it was 75 AGAIN today. I keep waiting for the sun to go away and it never does. The desert once again confuses me with its non-seasons.

Odette said...

lol I know that feeling! :)

Michelle Snow said...

AWWWWW I am so thrilled to see the sun out here and feel the warmth of its rays... dust bunnies and all! I am about to fall from the edge of me seat waiting on monday to get here so I can hear MORE MORE MORE!!!! Grins Laura